Thursday, August 28, 2008

Glove Boxes

Do you think people actually ever used a glove box for holding their gloves?  I can't ever think of a time that my glove box has ever held a pair.
 
Ponder...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Heelarious!

OMG! I think I might fork over the money to have these! This is something that my friend FWMama is going to H-A-T-E with a capitale H-A-T-E, but I love them, I think they are hilarious!

My friend sent me the link to these shoes that were featured on the Today show or something like that. Someone can buy my little one these so I don't have to. :o)

They are meant to be a joke so don't get your panties in a wad if you're appauled.

The site even says so
hee • lar • i • ous [he-lair-ee-uhs] - noun:
Extremely funny, completely soft shoes for babies 0-6 months designed to look like high heelsNot intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).Not intended to harm children in any way. WARNING: May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).

I'm for sure that FWMama is screaming as she reads this. ;o) Love you!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

TrimSpa Baby!

"Like my body?"
I was cleaning out my drawer of pills, supplements-not prescription, (Sometimes I get free stuff from vendors and stuff.) and ran across an unopened bottle of TrimSpa that I bought when I was testing competitor's auto-ship programs.

I'm totally excited. When I took it before I didn't really feel jittery or anything like I did with my Ephedra contraband. I only ever took one at a time, but holy crap! The bottle says "take 4 tablets per day, 2 in the morning, 1 at midday, and 1 in the eveing." I just took my first one. Can't wait to start looking like Anna Nicole post TrimSpa, pre-dead.

I should put my weight loss ticker back up.




Monday, August 18, 2008

Song I'm Diggin'

I'm not sure, but I think my mind may just be turning to mush. Here are some lyrics to songs that I'm totally cranking in my car ride to and from work. Love the way they sound and they perk me up.

OK. When I hear this song the last word is "Boobies". But in the lyrics website I found this in, it says "Groupies." I like boobies better.

When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have Groupies

PCD are a bunch of poets!

Another great poet of our time is Kid Rock...
And we were trying different things, we were smokin' funny things,
Making love out by lake to our favorite song
Sippin' whiskey out the bottle, not thinking' bout tomorrow
Singin' Sweet Home Alabama, all summer long

Wow. That's magical

Friday, August 15, 2008

Wilsons to shutter stores, liquidate

Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 2:59 PM CDT
Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal - by John Vomhof Staff Writer

PreVu Inc., formerly known as Wilsons The Leather Experts Inc., announced Thursday that it is going out of business.

Brooklyn Park-based PreVu “has been unable to obtain the capital or other financing necessary to pursue the mall accessories store concept and continue its operations on a long-term basis,” the specialty retailer said in a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission filing.
The company plans to fully liquidate its 100 mall stores by the end of October.
In July, Wilsons sold its name, online operations and 116 outlet stores to New York-based sportswear maker G-III Apparel Group for $22.3 million. Wilsons changed its name to PreVu as part of the deal.

In recent years, Wilsons had started shifting its focus away from jackets and other high-end leather goods toward purses and other accessories, but the updated concept never gained traction.

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Can't say I'm surprised, it was only a matter of time, but I am actually a little sad for them. They could have had a great business if they didn't have such crappy leaders.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ankle... Hurts

I managed to twist both ankles while chasing after sunflowers.
More to come on that when I get a chance.  Just wanted to let you know I hurt.

Monday, August 11, 2008

John Edwards is a Slimball

I knew it. I just knew it. There was something about that man that made me feel all creepy and icky inside. I remember telling a few people how I thought he was a creep, and it was probably only a matter of time before some sex scandal broke about him.

Well, once again my instincts are right. Even with people that I don't know! I have to admit, I felt sort of bad for judging him a slimball as early as I did, but now I am glad that I did! What is it with senators and just men in DC that can't keep their dick in their pants? Seriously. It really isn't that hard. If you take an oath of marriage, then you should take it seriously. Otherwise, don't frickin' get married and you can boink whoever the hell you want. What a bastard. Wife has cancer, and all he can say is that he stuck his cock in someone else while his wife was in "remission". As if that makes him look like less of a slimball because "at least he didn't cheat when she was going through all the therapy." Whatever. He's a nasty bastard and I'm glad I never supported him.

Seriously, it seems to be an acceptable trend to allow the people who "run our country" do whatever nasty thing they want with whoever they want and they stay in the positions we put them in. Come on, it's not hard to go home and spank it when you need to if your wife won't put out. Besides, there are plenty of toys you can enlist to help you along as well.

I'm more irritated by how, yet another lying bastard in Washington can't even keep his own immoral shit hidden while he travels the country talking about morality. Maybe, if you're dip stick has just come out of someone's fuel tank that isn't your wife, just maybe, you should cut out that part of your speech that talks about family togetherness, and bringing back the honesty to Washington.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Road Construction

The exit I take to get to work is under construction. They are expanding it from a two laner to probably a 4 laner, adding a second bridge, and remaking the road in anticipation of increased traffic due to a new super walmart going in, as well as other shops and things.

It's been pretty cool. At first, I got to see them put up the bridge, and then poor the concrete and all that fun stuff. Every day I drive in to work, there is something new going on, and most days on my way home from work, there is a new road path for me to take to get back onto the freeway. One day I had to go really far out of my way to get on, but it was fun! I never know what's going to happen each day when I get out of work! It's my own little adventure. Now it sort of sucks because they tore out the exit I take to get into work, so I have to go way north to the next exit and then double back on the frontage road to get to my office. I am trying to figure out how they are going to redo the exit. The completely tore out the existing road. All it is today is dirt. I don't even know where they put all that tore out concrete in on day. You'd think there'd be a big ole pile of it somewhere nearby.

The contractor mock ups of the complex look pretty cool. i can't wait to see the finished product. It's going to be one of those "snobby Walmarts". You know, one that I'd shop at. ha! I can't wait, it will totally be convenient for me to stop in on my way out if I need anything. The one by my house is a smaller one that doesn't have everything, just some of some stuff.

How's everybody doing? I feel like I haven't talked to anyone in so long!