I knew it. I just knew it. There was something about that man that made me feel all creepy and icky inside. I remember telling a few people how I thought he was a creep, and it was
probably only a matter of time before some sex scandal broke about him.
Well, once again my instincts are right. Even with people that I don't know! I have to admit, I felt sort of bad for judging him a
slimball as early as I did, but now I am glad that I did! What is it with
senators and just men in DC that can't keep their dick in their pants? Seriously. It really isn't that hard. If you take an oath of marriage, then you should take it seriously. Otherwise, don't
frickin' get married and you can boink whoever the hell you want. What a bastard. Wife has cancer, and all he can say is that he stuck his cock in someone else while his wife was in "remission". As if that makes him look like less of a
slimball because "at least he didn't cheat when she was going through all the therapy." Whatever. He's a nasty bastard and I'm glad I never supported him.
Seriously, it seems to be an acceptable trend to allow the people who "run our country" do whatever nasty thing they want with whoever they want and they stay in the positions we put them in. Come on, it's not hard to go home and spank it when you need to if your wife won't put out. Besides, there are plenty of toys you can enlist to help you along as well.
I'm more irritated by how, yet another lying bastard in Washington can't even keep his own immoral shit hidden while he travels the country talking about morality. Maybe, if you're dip stick has just come out of
someone's fuel tank that isn't your wife, just maybe, you should cut out that part of your
speech that talks about family togetherness, and bringing back the honesty to Washington.