Step 1 - Join a Gym

I'm reprising my weight ticker. I'm a fat cow and am sick of it. My babies will just have to deal with the fact that I am going to the gym 3 nights a week. Last night on my way home, I called the hubby and told him I was joining the gym and he could come with me as I signed up, or he could stay home. He came with and we are now members of the local gym.

Poop

You may have read my "polite" post on my family blog about how I've been sick. Want to know the real kb truth? I've been shitting my brains out for the past 3 days. It started with cold chills and and progressed into, "If i even thought about food, I'd have to run to the bathroom." It was so bad, I stayed home from work for 3 days to hang out near my toilet. It was also so bad, I sat in DJs lap and cried the first night. It got to the point that I was so hungry, I had stomach pains from that, but if I ate anything, I'd also have stomach pains. So I didn't eat for most of 3 days. I had orange juice a couple times (sent me to the bathroom), and on day 2 was able to eat a little thing of yogurt and not have serious punishment for it. There was something else that I ate... ooh yeah. All three nights I had a bowl of popcorn and had no issues. I can't tall you how sick I am/was about wiping my ass. I also can't tell you how happy I was when my poop started to be solid again. ha! Want to know something else that a woman shouldn't talk about? When it did come back as solid, it was ALBINO. Yep. :o I've never seen that before. That must be what happens to it when you have no food in your system whatsoever to speak of.....

Yesterday I returned to work, and had Wendy's for lunch. I had no issues. So I was happy. Last night, I made the family tacos, and took it easy. I ate one, and ate a side salad with not so much dressing. Boring... yes. but at least I didn't crap it out.

One nice thing... I lost 9 pounds. I'm going to try not to eat much salt and keep all that water weight off.

Instant Messaging

Anyone use IM anymore? I used to all the time, but then got blocked at the office so I haven't been on in a while. I was just wondering if anyone still did that in this age bracket? You know... Too old to even know about all the new acronyms kids are using these days on my text msgs.

I'm So Cool

Oh yeah. I'm declaring my coolness. I finally got a bluetooth headset for my cell! Woo hoo! Unfortunately, I was going to play with it on my way home last night,but I left my cell at the office. :o( Boooooooo. But now I just want to call everyone! So be prepared. You may get a call from me today!

Yummy

Now that I have a baby, I'm branching out into trying to make new foods.  Last night I grilled Salmon (something I used to hate until I had some of my Dads a few years back at Papadeux), and made Cheesy Broccoli Soup.  I was so impressed with myself.  This was the second time I've ever made salmon, but the first time it was baked.  It turned out really good.  I told DJ to be prepared because I was going to be experimenting once a week with foods I don't normally make. 

 

Next week, I'm going to make some sort of sea food concoction that I saw online.  It calls for Saffron.  Do you know how much saffron is?!!!  WTF is it anyway?  I went to the store and the spice container had a little tiny envelop in it (I can only assume there are about 2 sprigs of whatever it is in there), and it cost $15.00!!!!  I will be making this food concoction without it.

TV

Anyone looking forward to any good TV anytime soon?

 

I've been hearing commercial for new shows, but really don't care about any of them.  I'm just waiting for Lost to start back up.  That's pretty much all I care about anymore.  Grey's has jumped the shark, and I'm still hanging on to ER, but that's only because I've watched it for so long, I can't stop watching now that they are in their final season!

 

Oh, and I hear Nip Tuck is finally back on this Tuesday.  I'm going to try to tune into that.  If I remember.

43 Things.com

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I'm a Romantic Organized Extrovert

It also told me 0% out of 26000 people were like me. So I guess I really am 1 of a kind! :o)