I Love Horse Radish

Can't get enough of it.  I could eat that stuff straight out of the jar.  OK.  Maybe not, but some days I really feel like I want to try.  The only reason I eat at Arby's is so I can slather on the horsey sauce and dip my fries into it.  Mmmmm....

 

Anyone else have a strange food fetish like that?

Stinky Brown Bag

From: Qdoba Mexican Grill [mailto:Qdoba_Mexican_Grill@qdoba.fishbowl.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 7:53 AM
Subject: Stinky Brown Bag

Subject: Stinky Brown Bag Attention All Employees, There is a brown paper bag lunch in the break room refrigerator without a name. It’s behind the ranch dressing and it smells like bologna. If this odorous brown bag happens to be yours, PLEASE DISPOSE OF IT IMMEDIATELY. Then go to Qdoba Mexican Grill for lunch. They’re now offering any chicken entree on their menu with handmade chips, a choice of salsas and a regular fountain drink for only $6.99 (click here for the offer). It’s a great value and you can choose from any of their 18 different chicken dishes. So, whoever you are, you no longer have to be the SAD PACKER. Thank you, -Management "Propelling work to the next level" For more information click here

 

Zicam Overdose?

It's been two weeks since I've been sick. Actually 3 if you count the pooping/puking virus I had. Yesterday I decided to go life alone (without my beloved Zicam). By lunchtime I was miserable and had a headache from all the stuffiness I was feeling, and all the nose blowing I was doing.

I headed off to Target at lunch to buy me some new drugs. I grabbed the only nasal thing on the shelf and quickly purchased and snarfed. 2 pumps in each nose. Then I went to JoAnn and was pretty pissed when the stuff didn't work. When I got back to my car, I looked at the package. I had bought Zicam Cold Remedy. Apparently, I just overdosed on something that is supposed to help you get better faster. Oh well... Maybe it will help.

So then I had to go search out the good stuff. My Zicam Extreme Nasal Congestion. I go to Walgreens. They don't have it. But they have Intense Nasal Relief. Whatever. I buy it. It's got "cooling menthol" in it. Who the FRICK thinks it's genius to put menthol in something you snarf? That sucked. But it worked. So I was a pretty happy Overdosing on Zicam fool yesterday afternoon. Now I'm just wondering if I should snarf some more of the cold remedy to see if I can get better. I'm really sick of feeling like ass. I've been taking extra immunoglobulins, and they don't seem to be doing their job. Maybe I'm dieing?

Gotta Get Me Some

F-Devil - As he's so nicknamed in HW

Have you been keeping up with your Christian Bale news? Have you heard his latest freak out? It's so awesome. Actually, the freak-out is stupid, he's stupid. But the remix I embedded below the original freak-out clips is. I have been laughing all morning.

Freak Out:


Remix:

Super Awesome!