My Husband Stopped Me From Sleeping with Rob Thomas

Yep, you read that right. Rob Thomas! From Matchbox 20!

OK, so what if it was only in my dreams, but Rob totally wanted me, and I turned him down because I was married! I told him that I loved my husband too much. Now is that not pathetic? If I can't sleep with famous people in my dreams, what do I have left? Of course, Darin thinks it's great. Meanwhile, he's probably sleeping with Britney Spears, or Jessica Simpson in his dreams. Boy I was mad when I woke up. If Rob Thomas ever hits on me in real life, I'm NOT turning him down!