Condoms and Glue Sticks

So.... I have just been informed by my husband that I need to buy more condoms.  (side note:  This is because we were too poor to afford my birthcontrol last month, so I am currently "au-natural")  So anyway.  I have to go to Walmart to buy a glue stick to put together my Thank-you cards.  (you might ask why... This is because the photos that go in my cards are too small for the allotted slots and they won't stay in place, so I'm glue sticking them in.)  So I'm going to walk into Walmart with my $8 and purchase one glue stick, and one 3-pack of condoms.
 
I wonder what the cashier is going to think I'm doing with them?