My Ears! My Ears! (In my best Pheobe Phoebe Buffet Voice)

...you know, when she sees Monica and Chandler making out from Ross's apartment and yells, "My eyes! My eyes!"...

Anyway. I heard the worst thing ever on the radio just now. (OK, maybe a tish of an exaggeration.) I heard this terrible beat and terrible lyrics and looked at my radio to see what the hell I was listening to. It as Jordan Knight. And he was singing about "giving it to me". It was weird and stupid. It sounded all later Nsync, with nasty lyrics. I swear in there I heard him say he'd "keep me wet", and "hold me to the bed", and some other stupid crap like that.
Who the heck encouraged him to come out with a new album? He better get Timberland to work with him, if he doesn't want to suck, because that song was terrible. It was so bad; I've had to make up a new tag to assign it to.