I Smell Like a Urinal Cake

Isn't that lovely? This is something my husband told me the other day.

Actually, Victoria's Secret Passionate Kisses smells like urinal cakes. I asked him to rub some lotion on my back, and while he was doing it, he told me it smelled like a urinal cake. So I was like great. You think I smell like piss. He did make sure to clarify that it was a new urinal cake, not a used one. And all this time I thought I smelled good...

So ladies. If you so desire to smell like a new urinal cake, please. Pick up your bottle of VS Passionate Kisses today.

PS. I'm looking to give my bottle away now, so if you want it, let me know and I'll send it to you.