A teacher is teaching biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter", she explained.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat
stuttered.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
and before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"
