I'm So Absolutely Pissed

I've been packing my town home up for most of the day today. I ran out of packing tape about 2 hours ago. No problem though, DJ bought two new roles the other day when I couldn't find the roll that just ran out. So I go to look for the two rolls, and I can't find the fuckers. I have looked in every cupboard and on every shelf and can't find where the heck I put them. I asked DJ to help me look, but he's useless. He's one of those, "If I don't know where to look, I don't know where to find them." people. And I'm one of those, "If I knew where to look, it wouldn't be lost" people!

I'm so incredibly irritated.