I'm 352 Months

So my co-workers and I were discussing how anoying it is when people - mainly women - refer to their kids as 16 months, or 14 1/2, or my ultimate favorite, 27 months. Ummm.. NO. Your kid is a two years and 3 months. Or maybe just round it off to two years old.

Come one people! Stop being retarded. I swear when women have babies they lose their adult brain cells sometimes. Imagine if adults continued this trend into adult years? I'd be 352 Months. So on my 360th birthday, I expect big gifts!