I Heard It on the Radio

Want to know what I heard on the radio this morning on my way in to work? (of course you do, it's bound to be good right?)

I heard, that they were coming out with Brokeback Mountain Dolls. The dolls will come with a Ennis (Heath), a Jack (Jake), two horses, a wiskey bottle, and a can of beans.

I'm totally buying them! I hope they make them anatomically correct too. Because my Jack doll would always be naked then. I'd probably sleep with him too. Naked. I'd put him right on my pillow and talk to him every night. I'd get them both nude and pretend they were cliff diving over and over again as well.