Drunken Men = Absolute Stupidity

Do you want to know what I heard on the news this morning coming in to work? Of course you do!

So two men were drinking and bored. So of course one idiot bets the other $2000 to cut off his who-ha. So the other one accepts, takes a knife, and cuts it off. The guy who just lost the bet, grabs the severed member, and drives his buddy to the hospital. The reattachment operation took 4 hours, and reconnected 6 nerves. It will take several days to know if the operation was successful.

Now ain't his mommy proud? I wonder at what point in time, did he decide that maybe that was a bad idea? As he was swinging the knife at his own manhood, or at the moment the knife chopped through it, or maybe even on the ride to hospital while he was holding a rag to his bleeding neutered self? This has got to make this years Darwin Awards.