What Do You Do?

My friend sent me this joke, and it's funny.

Imagine if you will, this dangerous scenario. What would you do?

You're driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is aValley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you. You realize this is a very dangerous situation to be in. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?










Ready?




Get the hell off of the "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

Ha ha ha! That was hilarous!